SIT DOWN CRAZIES

Yes, you heard me right. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Because that's all you can do in your front row now. The Durham fire marshal is now telling the once feared student group to CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP: "MOVE YOUR ASS" :CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP:" Duke students will no longer be able to stand up during basketball games when sitting in the front row.Ok...so what? I mean its only a few feet back...they can still be an impact on the game. They can still dress up like complete fruitcakes, in costumes that make absolutely no sense what so ever. And according to a very "Ssssssuper" Crazy who was interview on ESPN's Cold Pizza, "He will continue to tent like alwayssssssssssssss!" Well, thank God. I was really worried that this HUGE fiasco might cause them not to tent anymore. Good thing he took up air time on national TV to tell the world, "Hey look Durham fire marshal, you may of made me cry myself to sleep last night, but I will NOT stop tenting!".

Crazies- 1
Fire Marshall- 0

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